scadoodles:

the-beautiful-lies:psychopop:creativityexists:murithesuperficialpixie:-drizzlefabray:uh-uh-darling:threetruthsforeverystory:goodguysdontspeak:xconspiracy:icantbeunique:whoajemi:demifuckinglovato:nathalialawless:

-I Think I Am @Paperboy48503 because I was drooped on the head as a child (WTF?)

i unfollowed my future husband because the voices told me too (o.O lol?)

“i dress like Justin Bieber and now I hate my life” ahahahahahahahahahhaahha

I slept with a gangster and now I hate my life. =)))))))

“I went to Mcdonald’s with Justin Bieber, because i love Justin Bieber SO MUCH”

FUCK MY LIFEEE!

I have nightmares about my bathing suit because I love Justin Biber SO Much
Sure…!

          I dress like Justin Bieber because I was REALLY hungry. [at least I have an excuse for it…]

I went to McDonalds with an old cat because I was REALLY hungry. Omg the first make your own sentence that actually made sense

I gave money to Justin Bieber’s mom because I was REALLY hungry :DDDD

I slept with Oprah because I ran out of other things to do? Um. Ok.

i named my cat after scooter brauhn because i love justin bieber SO MUCH. ok..

i went to Mcdonalds with Jaxon Bieber because the voices told me so. ehwat?

I think I am Julra’s boyfriend because I have huge boobs. ok what -_-

I unfollowed my grandma because the voices told me too. my grandma doesn’t have twitter -__-“